Showing posts with label conspiracy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conspiracy. Show all posts

Friday, August 14, 2009

"What is oozing out of our ground?"

I found this on Boing Boing. It's the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a while.

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Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Illuminati drive flying cars.

Blade Runner: Electronic Owls and Illuminati Symbolism

However. it's the Tyrell Corporation's taste in architecture and wild life that really sounds the Illuminati alarm. The Tyrell Headquarters are a gigantic seven hundred stories tall pyramided shaped skyscraper. Perhaps resembling an Aztec or Ancient Egyptian pyramid.

A classic symbol associated with the Illuminati, the pyramid has always been an icon of authoritarianism and higher power. A meeting place between Heaven and Earth where great Kings and High Priests became gods in their peoples' eyes. Ridley Scott couldn't have picked a better design for the HQ of his replicants' post-modern father/maker and corporate dictator Tyrell.

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Friday, February 13, 2009

Hardcore conspiracy art

Third Reich from the Sun: Artist Explores Myths of Nazi UFO Technology

Did Hitler develop top-secret flying saucers? One Polish artist is looking at myths of secret Nazi technology in a new exhibition at the site where the notorious V-2 rocket was developed in the German coastal city of Peenemünde.

If you mistook the sculpture in the picture for one of George Adamski's "scoutships," you're forgiven.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

The Lucifer Project (Greg Bishop)

Apparently, evil scientists at NASA, in cooperation with the Illuminati and who knows what other shadowy groups, are planning to use the plutonium energy source in the Cassini space probe to ignite a fusion reaction when the spacecraft ends its useful life. What they hope to do is turn Saturn into another star (called "Lucifer.") The purpose is reportedly twofold: To create a new planetary system around Saturn for humans, and to cause an outgassing that will sterilize Earth, or at least wipe out a great portion of the population so that the remaining people will unquestioningly accept a one-world government.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Terence McKenna: "Conspiracy theory is a kind of epistemological cartoon about reality. I mean, isn't it so simple to believe that things are run by the Grays and that all we have to do is trade sufficient fetal tissue to them and we can solve our technological problems."

Saturday, April 26, 2008

The Cryptic Cosmology of Synchromysticism

Says Jake Kotze:

"My idea about the significance of meaningful coincidences in movies with mystical connotation is not that it points towards real truths, but that they point towards possible realities that might emerge from the collective psyche into consensus reality. We vie and jostle for acceptable limits of consensus reality through our art and philosophy. Our ideas and concepts about reality are the very fabric of reality itself. We try to sell each other beliefs in a creative effort to allow new 'things' to emerge into the accepted matrix of the now. I don't fundamentally fret about what 'is' real; I care about checking the zeitgeists' temperature in order to project future possibilities of acceptable norms and find hidden pockets of knowledge embedded in the pattern of 'AUM'."

Monday, February 25, 2008

Richard Hoagland on the recent satellite shoot-down. To be fair, I haven't read this one yet; maybe he's actually talking sense this time. But after reading "Dark Mission" I'm inclined to doubt it.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Area 51 is now -- are you ready? -- "Homey Airport."

"Area 51" had such a becomingly ominous ring to it; I'm already waxing nostalgiac for the heyday of Bob Lazar . . .

Friday, December 14, 2007

Don't look now, but even Boing Boing is pimping Hoagland's "Dark Mission."

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Big Machines Parked In Orbit - Black Ops, Star Wars Or ET? Or All Of The Above?

A young man by the name of John Lenard Walson has discovered a new way to extend the capabilities of small telescopes and has been able to achieve optical resolutions - at almost the diffraction limit - not commonly achievable. With this new-found ability, he has proceeded to videotape, night and day, many strange and heretofore unseen objects in earth orbit. The resulting astrophotographic video footage has revealed a raft of machines, hardware, satellites, spacecraft and possibly space ships which otherwise appear as 'stars'...if they appear at all.

Interesting images. Any ideas?

Monday, December 10, 2007

Is God's face in Leonardo da Vinci's work?

It is well-documented that Leonardo, who lived between 1452 and 1519, often wrote in mirror writing, either in an attempt to stop his rivals stealing his ideas or in a bid to hide his scientific theories, often deemed as subversive, from the powerful Roman Catholic Church.

But now a group known as The Mirror of the Sacred Scriptures and Paintings World Foundation believes that he applied the same technique to some of his best-known creations, including the Mona Lisa and the Last Supper, to conceal mysterious faces and religious symbols.

I suppose it was only a matter of time. Unsurprisingly, the "mirroring" technique has been used tirelessly in an effort to make sense of intriguing formations on the surface of Mars. I hesitate to call it an invalid research tool, but it's fraught with unique aesthetic difficulties.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Vatican publish Knights Templar documents

The Vatican has published a slew of centuries-old documents about the Knights Templar, a Christian military order that operated in the Middle Ages and remains a source of endless fascination for conspiracy theorists, Holy Grail seekers, occultists, and Dan Brown readers. The documents are collected in a 300 page book published by Scrinium. The cover price is $8,377 and only 300 were printed.

Sunday, September 23, 2007


"ET is attacking us by stealth. Using our own computers against us." Dacre insists. He claims that the US government, in tandem with other 'friends', know that the interstellar computer virus arrived from a star system approximately twelve light years from our solar system. "A stone's throw on the galactic scale of failing suns!"

Alien computer viruses? Oh, come on! If you're going to make up a silly SETI conspiracy at least do better than that.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

American Spy Satellite Downed In Peru As US Nuclear Attack On Iran Thwarted

Russian Military Intelligence Analysts are reporting today that one of the United States most secretive spy satellites, the KH-13, targeting Iran was 'destroyed in its orbit' with its main power generator powered by the radioactive isotope Pu-238 surviving re-entry and crashing in a remote region of the South American Nation of Peru, and where hundreds are reported to be ill from radiation poisoning.

OK. Now it all makes sense.

(More coverage here . . .)

Monday, September 03, 2007

Concentration of "End-Times Imps" Increasing, Claims Scientist from Alleged Secret Science Group: "coming of an end-times scenario"

Condensed version: angels and demons are real and are being studied by government scientists. (Deliberately tongue-in-cheek.)

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Don't look now, but the Minneapolis bridge collapse has been confirmed as a government conspiracy!

Massive ULF 'Blast' Detected In US Bridge Collapse Catastrophe

Russian Military reports state that the total collapse of such a massive bridge, and in the absence of evidence linking its destruction to terrorist activity, could only have been accomplished by an acoustic weapon, of which the United States Military is known to possess.

(And just in case you're wondering, I'm being extremely sarcastic.)

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

A rare video of the late conspiracy maven William Cooper addressing the extraterrestrial menace:

Saturday, May 12, 2007


I'm not sure but I think that the magic number of 2012 comes from some Mayan calendar that doesn't have any dates past that year. Well, my Palm Pilot calendar doesn't go past 2031. Why 2031 and not some round number, like 2030? What do they know that they're not telling us? Who's really behind the Palm Corporation?


Tuesday, May 01, 2007

This devastating expose of the enigmatic events of 4/29 veritably screams for a high-level investigation.

(Yes, I'm kidding.)

(Thanks: Boing Boing.)

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Truth Is Less Cool Than Fiction: Nazis Rule Antarctica With UFO Tech

Concerning Nazis, I'm torn. On one hand, like Indiana Jones, I hate those guys. They're responsible for some of the most vile, repulsive crimes against humanity of the 20th century. On the other hand, how could a bunch of guys who give us cool conspiracy theories like this be all bad?