Friday, June 05, 2009

I suppose it was only a matter of time.

I've finally been "outed" as an alien. (Just take a look at the caption for the photo accompanying this, er, "revealing" article.)

(Thanks to Greg Bishop for helping to blow my cover.)

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purrlgurrl said...

You look really different without your glasses.

By the way, your site hijacks my Internet Explorer 8. Once I'm there, I can't navigate away. Is this my 9,786th complaint about shoddy MS new product releases or a clever ruse on your part to keep folks glued to your site?

Greg Bishop said...

How is your alien name pronounced? "maktonys?" "mektawnies?" I can't tell from the article. The caption indicates that your identity is only "reported" not "confirmed." I'll confirm it.

And how did you and your evil aliens manage to abduct 1 billion humans? Are you on some sort of quota or merit system? Good work!

Anonymous said...

"I'm there, I can't navigate away."
Isn't that the idea?
j/k ;)
2009 and we can't even have a decent operating system. By now we should be zipping around in flying cars for fuck sake.
The singularity my ass! What a joke. Blue screen more likely.

Mac said...


I have no idea why the site's giving you trouble. I take it you're referring to Posthuman Blues . . . ?

purrlgurrl said...

Yeah, I got them ole Posthuman Blues . . .

T.G.C. said...

What big black eyes you have!

Mac said...


Disturbing, huh?