Friday, April 21, 2006
How's this for phildickian head-tripping: Maybe I'm a cryptoterrestrial! Maybe I'm on their payroll. Maybe my book-in-progress is yet more misdirection, a mass of lies sprinkled with nuggets of truth to mislead bothersome humans.
Or maybe I'm an extraterrestrial espousing the Indigenous Hypothesis in order to draw attention away from the real alien menace.
Or perhaps I'm playing the cryptoterrestrials against the extraterrestrials from the comfort of my Area 51 office, eating grapes from the hands of supermodel-secretaries! (Is Brooke Burke in on it?)
Or . . . or maybe I sincerely believe I'm just a writer/blogger from the Midwest when in truth I'm a nonhuman with implanted memories! Maybe I don't know what side I'm on. Maybe all is duplicity and scheming and endless mind-games and we're all held helpless in some insidious alien grip quite beyond human comprehension . . .
Or maybe I'm an extraterrestrial espousing the Indigenous Hypothesis in order to draw attention away from the real alien menace.
Or perhaps I'm playing the cryptoterrestrials against the extraterrestrials from the comfort of my Area 51 office, eating grapes from the hands of supermodel-secretaries! (Is Brooke Burke in on it?)
Or . . . or maybe I sincerely believe I'm just a writer/blogger from the Midwest when in truth I'm a nonhuman with implanted memories! Maybe I don't know what side I'm on. Maybe all is duplicity and scheming and endless mind-games and we're all held helpless in some insidious alien grip quite beyond human comprehension . . .
11 comments:
This isn't really news, is it?
http://tcareturns.blogspot.com/2005/09/satanic-connection-discovered-in.html
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http://tcareturns.blogspot.com/2005/09/cyberpunk-admits-to-involvement-in.html
Mac, I'm starting to worry about you and your connection to Evil.
Paul
Yeah, the "Caped Avenger" lays it all out. What can I say? I'm pure evil.
dude, stop
youre freaking me out!
:)
Or maybe you are just having a bad hair day?
Mac -- You're too straightforward and conscientious about evidence and logic to be a crypto ANYthing. (Or is it, as you suggest, all just a pose...? Hmmmmm.... ;-)
You're too straightforward and conscientious about evidence and logic to be a crypto ANYthing.
And here I am publishing books about aliens! Am I a freak or what?
Mac -- Let me just say this in (kind of) gratitude. It was lurking on "Cydonian Imperative" for quite a while first and then later, reading After the Martian Apocalypse and starting to follow PB that really got me "into" this whole subject area of anomalistics. Otherwise, I think I would have continued to regard it as a form of entertaining escapism ala He Who Shall Remain Nameless. I especially like your cryptoterrestrial theory (what I've read of it so far) and believe that it's got a lot of merit.
WMB--
Speaking of entertainment: It looks like I'll be making a brief appearance in a documentary movie about UFOs!
Mac, in the vernacular of the backwoods, you're thinkin' too much. In your terms, you over analyze. Keep tying yourself up in intellectual knots, and you'll get looned out. Take a goddamned break, already.
Ya know, this road leads to neurosis at best. NO SHIT!
Take a break.
Ken,
I sincerely appreciate your concern, but I was just fooling around, not flipping out. Not that I haven't flipped out before. In fact, I whole-heartedly advocate your advice. But sometimes I like to get surreal for the sheer goofiness of it.
Mac:
I still say that the Caped Avenger was on to something! :-)
Paul