Wednesday, June 01, 2005





"Prophet Yahweh has resurrected the lost, ancient art of summoning UFOs and actual spaceships on command. Over 1,500 sightings have appeared to him since 1979."

And you can share the experience for less than the price of a modest meal!

6 comments:

metachor said...

Someone recently shared with me this information about Prophet Yahweh:

"Ramon Watkins aka The Profit Yahweh doesn't seem to live the life of poverty and humility he claims. He apparently has earnings of $150,000+ and runs a TV production company."

I'll let you know as soon as I can find a source link.

However this does raise a suspicion in my mind. For some time now I have wondered that as media technology advances beyond the point of creating believably realistic scenes from scratch, might we begin to see this used to fake "miracles" as "evidence" of various bullsh- I mean, belief systems.

I'm not talking about the face of Jesus appearing in a grilled cheese sandwich, but large-scale mass-witnessed effects such as the appearance of alien or angelic messengers over major cities...

If Mr. Watkins really runs a TV production company, I wonder how this plays into his "lost, ancient art of summoning UFOs and spaceships on-demand."

Mac said...

If he is indeed wealthy, faking a minor UFO event should be relatively trivial. Not to mention potentially lucrative...

weirdpixie said...

yeah but HOW is he faking this, that's what i'd like to know-- any ideas?

more stuff i actually posted about this yesterday and today as well at Scarab Dreamer

metachor said...

This "credible debunk" of Prophet Yahweh includes some pictures of him holding up mylar weather balloons back in '97, shortly before he came public with his "powers."

"From his 1997 press release....

The reason why I'm writing you is so I can introduce myself to you and
because I'm trying to find people that will help me get a new camera.

Because of how these UFO's and spaceships are appearing before me and
allowing me to film them, I'm destined to be a wealthy man in the very near
future. Maybe we can make money together on my research."

TheUltimateCyn said...

oh jeez, - I lost another prophet.

Thanks for ruining it for me Mac, and here I was ready to send him my family fortune to summon a ship for me!

jeez

W.M. Bear said...

I still think that turban is just so... retro.

(But I'm having fun imagining him silently signaling an accomplice to release a shiny mylar balloon.)