Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Every morning as I drive to work I'm assailed by a scrolling illuminated sign near the curb of a large church. Here are some typical messages:

"The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1!"

"Prevent Truth Decay -- Brush Up on Your Bible!"

And my favorite to date:

"God Answers KNEEMAIL!"

(Personally, I think "God" is actually a spambot.)