I was browsing at Barnes & Noble tonight and, lo and behold, there's "After the Martian Apocalypse" on a wall display containing a sheaf of coming events notices.

Here's what they have to say about me:

"Detailing the very latest Mars discoveries, local author Mac Tonnies steps away from his usual science fiction into science fact. Meet him tonight."

What the sheet doesn't say is that you can "meet" me at Barnes & Noble almost every night . . .

They've got "Apocalypse" filed under "Metaphysical." Evidently I am a writer of metaphysics; I was not aware of this. Mis-labeled writers of the world unite!